Candles and cake.......

Hey chutiyas, other than boosting paraffin sales what in God`s name have we accomplished?In the true tradition of a bereaved state WE THE PEOPLE have lain to rest our dead dressed in white while stopping for cake and wine on the way back.....WE HAVE TO STOP PAYING OUR TAXES YOU PRICKS,not dressing up like Casper`s gay cousins and screeching into microphones in an incoherent cacophony. The poor pandus must have had their balls in a twist trying to control us passionate people some without make-up (fucking hideous you filmstars are man!) and all with a distincly different agenda.My friends say `Man what an incredible feeling` a line I used when I shagged for the first time . After the whites were gone the limp aftermath was reality.
The parties abounded on the way back from the candle march and mark my words after snorting a few lines and sending back copious quantities of booze, this will amount to fuckall.Will we without exception volunteer to help usher in military rule? If not fuck this tirade and lets cut to the lighter moments of WE THE PEOPLE at St. Xavier`s college my daddy`s alma mater.

Simi: Helleeeo Barkha you pear shaped reporter!! I`m appalled at whats been happening and pledge my sagging tits in support of whatever you want to do.

Barkha: Thats so generous of you Simi I`ve pledged my ass too,never had any tits....

Simi: Oh darling lets just give. You give then I will follow, we will fill our vaginas with wax and burn at the Gateway. The odor will keep everyone in a stupor and then we can continue with OUR line of reasoning..tee hee tee hee!!

Barkha: Simi I remember you humped Shashi on camera did`nt you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmKHzers1Ds His reaction at around 1:48 into the clip is exactly what our PM felt after the attack.

Simi: Oooooh darling how embarrassing but true...Shashi was a big boy 2 inches when erect and 3 when flaccid,much like the government.Lets give Manu a hand the one that the Congress uses is callused and has left him in pain...poor winding,the darling has had no time to even jerk off in peace let us help please Barkha.

Breeeeeak!!! KY jelly commercial ding ding da ding!!!!!!!

Barkha: Been there done that Simi lets not digress I feel we have a greater goal lets ask the audience!

Suhel: Given the ramifications of inept.....(audience roll their eyes) `arre ye batliya ke gaand mein kuch daal na?`

Audience: I feel we need to attack Pakistan. Send Suhel upfront, his language takes no prisoners after which we can send Barkha and Simi to dehydrate the population at Wagah.This is a three point operation the last phase will be sending Raj to do a ballet recital at the biggest madrassa in Islamabad.Shave his legs and buy him a tutu and a crotchless pantie.Lets win this war without any bloodshed just let them know that WE THE PEOPLE are not worth attacking because if you do who the fuck are you going to laugh at?

Audience2: Get Mukesh and Anil to run the country they already have us by the balls at least they wear suits unlike our new Homo Minister Mr. Chids who`s only weapon is flashing guys who disagree.

Audience3: No no lets have a dharna in the nude.Small cocks in the front and so on.We will light candles place them in our cracks and bend over to form an arrow.This will help whoever wants to bomb the fuck out of us to attack us then and there. Then Aargh Aargh and Vilarse can quickly run across the border scissoring all the way and create pandemonium across the LOC. Its a long shot but we are Indians wtf.

So on and so forth the battle waged... we are wankers and thrive on rhetoric there will be no solutions till a barbaric uprising will cleanse the system. We are trying but don`t know how to rid ourselves of the gremlins within. This is a personal rant and I`m as fucking inept as the rest but listen to your inner voice.I shudder to think whether the response would have been as `stirring` if the attack was in Nala Sopara outside an Udipi. This is my cynical half in overdrive :were the attacks on the rich a catalyst for these candle extravaganzas?Never seen so much as an aggarbatti during the ghastly train blasts, was that not enough? Maybe I`m completely off kilter but am airing my opinion for anyone who wants to question themselves.This system where a Singhania gets a 21 gun salute and a Doiphode or D`souza gets pigeon droppings at their funerals is at the root of our troubles.Lets stand shoulder to shoulder and AGREE on one thing we need change and we needed it ever since the constitution was drafted.