After much discussions and ado we now have pricks like Saaaanjayyyy Jumaaaneee fuck knows how many names he`s mutilated telling us how Mumbai is numerologically doomed.Hundreds of auxillary parasitic businesses will now be floated and our homo manoos will stop ghasaoing bhandees and turn armchair analysts and brilliant NRI`s with perfect hindsight will hold court and tell us how the NSG commandos had such inadequate gear.Listen bhenchoths we pay our dues to the exchequer and brave bad roads and inadequate toothless governance now YOU listen to us....
Firstly before allocating funds to protect these bastards who wear white like some one has shagged all over them withdraw every ounce of security to these the scum of the earth.Now aggregate all the Diwali bonuses, bribes and unpaid electricity bills that these algae have accumulated and pay the MOSSAD to train our boys to their full potential. We really don`t know it all please ask those who have lived in terror and have learned the hard way.Don`t know how the fuck a deputy CM can make frivolous remarks when he has spent most of his time with his hands up bar girls skirts.Theres little to learn about ambushes there bushes sure.. but come on people lets torch this motherfucker please.
Next all the sons of the soil who have done nothing but get their women to work while they masturbate at home GET A LIFE.
Our wonderful city is a model of secularism and if somebody tells me I`m an outsider because of my religion(ha ha ha) or origin just try and get me to leave just TRY.
To the tyrannical Sena who basically are the batata wada brigade ha ha ha ha ha you bloody cowards did`nt see a single kabbadi team or jhunka bhakri fart out of you arseholes.Learn humility and tolerance and understanding. Remember it was just 10 boys with single point agendas who could have come to Bandra(East) and played with your tiny manoos testicles and then shot your arseholes full of lead.Shut your mouths and stick to exchanging recipes on garlic chutney and usaal pao don`t fuck with our beleaguered system its fucking irritating.
Please help our policemen at nakabandis and be courteous dont take U turns and bolt because you don`t have a helmet.Remember we need to improve our awareness all the time this is imperative.
Symbolically the Gateway was mute witness to an entry by terrorists and completely unsecured.While Z security guarded bald superstars with wigs, viagra quaffing politicos and other such unmentionables our city virtually keeled over to a vicious barbaric agenda.
Treat this as a rant of a really sad Mumbaikar who wants his city to stop bleeding please consider the fact that a change in attitude is A-CRITICAL.
Jai Hind and lots of love
Floyd Fernandes